“My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.”
Orson Welles

“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”
Jim Davis

“Eating is really one of your indoor sports. You play three times a day, and it’s well worth while to make the game as pleasant as possible.”
Dorothy Draper

“Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Chocolate isn’t like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.
And it always feels good.”

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
Charles M. Schulz